Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
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