Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
