thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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