Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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