Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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