you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
You don't make any sense
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