I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
My breasts were aching with rage.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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