like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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