I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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