Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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