i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
