Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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