now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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