So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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