also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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