When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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