I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
