I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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