do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i think i have herpe
just one?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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