you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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