I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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