At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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