I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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