Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
