it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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