Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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