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(301): View more from Maryland

is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?

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(941): View more from Florida

Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?

(1-941): View more from Florida

Wow! You need to get laid.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.

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(646): View more from New York

I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?

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(813): View more from Florida

And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.

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