I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Randomize
