i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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