She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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