You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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