i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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