too bad you live with your parents still
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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