im six kinds of drunk right now
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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