Dual....:-)
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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