did you get engaged???
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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