is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
