did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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