she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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