Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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