Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Randomize
