belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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