i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Randomize
