Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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