We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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