Tell her she can't have a vagina
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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