I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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