it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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