He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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