I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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